Signs of a Bad HMO?

How To Tell You've Joined A BAD HMO !!!








The Chief Surgeon's diploma is from the University of Benihana.





The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."





Your proctologist makes house calls in a Roto-Rooter van.





Your Prozac comes in different colors with little 'm's on them.





Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."





Use of antibiotics is deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."





You ask for Viagra, and you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.





The only expense covered 100% is cremation.





Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.





"Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.





Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.





Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters!|||WOW! That was brilliant! Just Freakin鈥?Brilliant! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Star for you!!!|||LOL. LOL.





Oldie, but Still a Goodie! LOL.





Thanks for the laughs!|||interesting!!! lol lol|||cool|||That was great. I have an HMO. I should give a copy of this to my Dr's office ( in the trailer park, just kidding). I cancelled my appt, talked to te office 3 times in one day %26amp; they STILL called me the next day to ask if I was going to keep the appt. I asked, "Don't you people talk to each other?" It's a small office (it would have to be in a trailer park.)|||pd6491,I just love your great sense of humor.|||Some one put a lot of effort into that joke.


It is funny.|||Good one I like it