Thursday, February 23, 2012

Where to take someone to eat by zodiac sign?

Capricorn - Comedy night club, do something stupid or whatever to make them laugh.





Aquarius - Somewhere thats hip and cool, shown in a hip magazine or zagat rated, people are talking about and it's usually a place they decide on anyways, the food probably doesn't even matter at this point.





Pisces - Anywhere that has ocean related in the name would be perfect.





Aries - The closest place with a menu, in my case, Taco bell. Or somewhere they can have all the attention in the room, like a karaoke would be funny.





Taurus - Somewhere that serves a bunch of type's of appetizers.





Gemini - Somewhere they will be able to associate more with other people, they will love you for it.





Cancer - Just stay in.





Leo - Get a limo ready, and make sure wherever you go it's VIP or a table overlooking others. They'll still find something to complain about.





Virgo - Somewhere that has an 'A' rating and you can see the chef's. Like a Benihana's would be good. They better be serving cranberry vodka to help with there cramps.





Libra - Gourmet style, make sure the plate looks better than it taste's.





Sagitarius - Somewhere that just opened, louder and more crowded the place the better.





Scorpio - Take em to lunch at a strip club, you don't want to fall asleep around them.|||Spot on . ;)|||taurus=mcdonalds (fatties)


leo=burger king (lion=king of the animal world)


pisces=sushi (fish sushi lol)


aquarius= (hard to say) hippie cocktails


scorpio=gothic/emo club (dark people etc)


capricorn= popcorn at theatres (capriCORN)


aries= starbucks coffee (i dunno why)


virgo= strip club (no longer virgin)


gemini= artie's (so...)|||They could take me to TGI Fridays and I'd be good.

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